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Coco and Co

Coco and Co

Points:	5.941
Rank:	44
Opponents defeated:	4.734 (105.)
Tribe:	DaWae

Villages (2)

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Points

W81 - 001

469|502

5.389

W81 - 002

471|497

552

Personal text

BBC.: Geez! Am I really gonna get nobled? All right, Peaches, I'm gonna go to my—

Peaches: Not so fast, BBC.. You heard Coco. We've got adventures to go on, BBC. — just you and me — and sometimes Elie and sometimes Coco, but never jrshaff. You want to know why, BBC.? Because he crossed me.

BBC.: Okay, take it easy, Peaches. T-T-That's dark.

Peaches: Oh, it gets darker, BBC.. Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that's different — no more jrshaff, BBC..

BBC.: Oh, geez.

Peaches: He threatened to Noble you, so I made him and his village go away.

BBC.: Oh, fuck.

Peaches: I've rep—[burps]—laced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe. Coco wouldn't have accepted me if I came home—

BBC.: Oh, man.

Peaches: —without you and Elie, so now you know the real reason I rescued you. Oh! I just took over the family, BBC., and if you tell Coco—

BBC.: Oh, man.

Peaches: —or Elie I said any of this, I'll deny it—

BBC.: You're gonna deny it.

Peaches: —and they'll take my side because I'm a hero, BBC.. And now you're gonna have to go—

BBC.: Oh.

Peaches: —and do whatever I say, BBC., forever! And I'll — I'll go out and I'll find some more of that "Mulan" Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce, BBC.. —

BBC.: What are you talking about?

Peaches: —Because that's — that's what this is all about, BBC..

BBC.: Szechuan?

Peaches: That's my one-armed man! I'm not driven by avenging my dead family,

BBC.! That was fake. I-I-I'm driven by finding that McNugget sauce.

BBC.: McNuggets?

Peaches: I want that "Mulan" McNugget sauce, BBC.! That's my series arc, BBC..

BBC.: What the hell?

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